I am writing this to let you know of my disappointment with you. You were supposed to be the liner brush to end all liner brushes. I really thought, upon seeing your sleek black rubberized handle, glossy ferrule and shiny bristles that you would be THE ONE. I am sad to realize your looks are indeed decieving.
Rarely have I eperienced such snagging, such uneven lines, such creasing of my lashline upon application. Ofttimes have I though that it was me that was at fault. Not this time, dear brush. Not this time. You have proved yourself unable at creating a smooth line with a nice little flick, and while you might be grand for smudging, I much prefer a cat-eye for daytime.
I hope you will do better applying Anastasia Dipbrow Pomade, because I can’t spend any more time correcting the ueveness you create with the Super-Saturated Ultra Intense Waterproof Cream Eyeliner that has taken the place that once belonged to my Makeup Store gel liner. That perversion is just too intense, and I’ve been tempted more than once to remove my makeup and start over after you’ve been at it. Any mistake made will after all last throughout the day until the time comes for removal.
When it comes to eye-lining, my dear, you have been weighed, you have been measured and you have been found wanting.